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Just Sayin

Rob called Peach phone

Mere moments ago, I contacted Rob Bottomley on gchat.  I said, "hey Rob", and he said, "Peachkeys".  Then I was like, "can you do me a favor?" and he was like, "most likely". and I was like, "can you call my phone? I cant find it." and he was like, "for sure".  and he did, and i heard my phone, and I was like "cool, thanks man." and then he said I should "blog" about it.  So I did.

SHAMEFUL PLUG OF UPCOMING EXTRAVAGANZA

Sam and I are having a joint "look at me, it's my birthday" party on June 16th, a crawfish boil and oysters and drunkenness. You should all come visit us and join in on the festivities, it will be a blast! It won't be too hot, like at the end of July.

It will be the party of the Summer, a Golden time!!!

Piggy Backin'

Does anyone remember this specific video from the year of 1994 as part of a chain email with the subject "How do you tell if a Cow has Mad Cow Disease?"?

also, a skunk named Peaches:

somebody post something awesome please

deep sea creatures

cereal litigation

bridges completed the year i was born

cows running

let this be a warning: watch only 1 video of cows running. it's super easy to get sucked in and spend your entire afternoon watching cow videos.

If you haven't watchd Downton Abbey yet, get on it.

http://arresteddownton.tumblr.com/

PS Hi everybody!

Insert Penis Joke Here

10 Months?? Really???

Highlight Reel

Road Dread

Ask and ye shall receive.

I hope this suffices, Peaches. Can this be my Christmas gift from someone?

Thanks,

Paul

Blogger Spam Detection

So Blogger recently installed a new spam detection dongle that filters out all those Chinese spam comments. Its super effective. Since they turned it on, I have not received one single spam comment on my other bloggg (previously I was getting 2 to 5 per post). Could we get Sir Not Appearing un-privatized so I dont have to sign in to see it/can receive it in my Googz Reader??

PS, someone post something... something stupid. fast.

We Went To Europe

Four Loko'd

The urban dictionary for four loko is pretty epic. Here's a sample entry that made me think of sir not appearing.

"hey, angela, you wanna let's hit up the spur stop again this friday night and get some four lokos?!"
"hell yeah! I love four loko so fucking much! I'm gonna get two!!"
"angela just one will fuck you up. please do not throw up in my car again."
"oh i know. i'm drinking one tonight and hiding the other in my room so i can drink when i'm bored...."

And finally, I leave you all with this. I spent my entire weekend watching this video on repeat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSQNry_U7oA

real motion pictures

look at me, joey p, mel, and peaches! in 3d!










heyooooo

follow up to kdhl

i kept thinking of this during the big cat video (below)


world trade towers?

BIG CAT(nip)

celebrity doppelgangers - the plot thickens!

me: http://i.imgur.com/cQgMa.jpg
Samantha: heh
wait is this like an actual thing?
me: i have no idea
john posted it on my wall
with the title "THE CONSPIRACY WIDENS"
Samantha: yah i just saw that
i didnt know of this conspiracy
they are doing a good job of covering it up
me: well
for years and years john and i have been obsessed with celebrity doppelgangers
and patient zero of that obsession was nick nolte/gary busey
Samantha: wait a second, i thought those were pictures of gary busey and will ferel
me: ha, see!!!!
on the left is nick nolte
he fooled you!
Samantha: he did
he fooled me just now
me: i only know because i've been studying his habits for years
Samantha: i see
me: i don't know if that's will ferrell in the third frame
i thought it was but now i'm not so sure
busey makes me doubt everything about myself
Samantha: it would be strange to give him two photos and nick nolte and gary busey just one
me: exactly!!!
Samantha: there must be a fourth
me: WHO IS IT?!!?!?
i'm gonna have to call an expert:
DREW LAZOR
Samantha: give him a ring
the people must know the truth
me: EVERYONE MUST KNOW
Samantha: chad smith?
Samantha: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/882065/80786329.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/80786329/&usg=__HJ-0Ihj5S7TBFdCuG0pHjbAnfc0=&h=494&w=500&sz=49&hl=en&start=1&itbs=1&tbnid=y1StpWw5uoCxSM:&tbnh=128&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dchad%2Bsmith%2Bwill%2Bferrell%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1
good gravey, thats a link
i guess they look alike?
me: mmmm
kinda
WHO IS THE MISSING LINK BETWEEN BUSEY AND FERRELL
Samantha: i dont know!!!!!!
me: ah god
SUCH TORTURE
Samantha: no one in my office knew, someone guessed christopher reeve, but i dont see it
me: yea i don't think so....


i haven't gotten a hold of drew yet, but i'll post an update if i hear from him.

UPDATE!

Drew has solved the mystery!!

me: drew, i need your help on something
but i have to warn you - once i show you this, you will never be the same
so, let me know when you've prepared yourself
Drew: hello
bring it on
me: ok
ok
http://i.imgur.com/cQgMa.jpg
now
the untrained eye sees two pictures of gary busey, two of will ferrell
but you and i, we're better than that
we realize it's nick nolte in frame 1, busey in 2, and ferrell in 4
BUT WHO IS IN THREE?!!?
Drew: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000579/
bam
me: HOLY FUCKING SHIT
RON PERLMAN IS THE MISSING LINK
Drew: always has been
MOM! THE MEATLOAF
me: hahaahha
spectacular!
man, drew, you really are the king
Drew: the king of identifying ron perlman
ill take it

THE YEAR! was 2005

Twas the year of the Youtubes... and the Youtubes demanded gerunds like 'youtubing'.

Twas a new era, and our class needed a photo day.

but good times are destined to end, when in 2012, Bill "youtubes" Withers died.