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This is a list of things I might have been, but since the age of 22 realized I never will be:

1. Gymnast
2. Capitalist
3. Foot model
4. Patron of strip clubs
5. Dog lover
6. Living in a land locked state
7. Saved
8. Foreign Service Officer
9. Demure
10. A person with less than four names

This is a list of things that I still could be:

1. Trapeze Artist
2. On the No-Fly List
3. Stripper
4. Queer
5. College Graduate
6. Peace Corps Volunteer
7. MILF
8. EMT
9. Cancer survivor
10. Fluent in Spanish