CT Supreme Court to rule on gay marriage today!

So if they rule in favor, does this mean 2 d00ds can marry each other?

Update: We won!! Marry 'em all!

Finally...

Apparently the staff at Google like to get sloshed on whiskey and PBR and use their sticky dirty digits to type out slurred emails to ex-lovers and estranged friends too! It totally does suck to wake up the next morning with that nauseating feeling that you probably said something like "but......... still i love ueven tho i always thought your brother wojuuld be betrafsrtter in bed." Fortunately, mail goggles will cure any itchy drunky fingers at 4 am on Friday by requiring you to answer a series of math questions before your email is sent out. Unfortunately, women, genetically bad at math, may find this clever filter system prevents them from sending any emails at all. Oh gee.

p.s. if you have never been the recipient or sender of a drunk email, then i have no idea how you became friends with this crop of bloggers but here's a lesson.

2000great

...on the internet so it must be true

Kissin' Cousins

Is this something I should have been aware of a long time ago?

The website rudymarriedhiscousin.com was created for the sole purpose of advertising the fact that Giuliani married his second cousin. He claimed that he thought she was his third cousin during the annulment proceedings. It's okay, Rudy, you're in good company. The list of other famous "kissin' cousins" marriages includes Mary n' Joseph (incest breeds babies made of magic!), Edgar Allen Poe & Virginia Clemm (he was 26, she was 13!), Albert Einstein & Elsa Löwenthal (nein kinder)and Jesse James & Zerelda "Zee" Mimms (incest also breeds lawyers!). Of course, all of the individuals who made it to this prestigious list were born before 1900, but you know, cousin-love knows no social stigma.

A vulgar display of bi-partisanship

dick in a box

i have time capsules on the mind today. did you know, that there are two types of time capsules? there's the intentional time capsule which is filled with sundries of the time. and then there is the unintentional time capsule which is generally a result of some horrible, lava-induced disaster. according to leading time capsule scholar, William Jarvis, "most intentional time capsules usually do not provide much useful historical information: they are typically filled with "useless junk", new and pristine in condition, that tells little about the people of the time. by comparison, Pompeii contains a wealth of material about daily life, such as graffiti on walls, food in hearths and the remains of people trapped under volcanic ash." i can only imagine what archaeologists would think if the space machine were to be filled with burning lava and time-capsulated. i fear we would give 21st century humans a bad name. nothing but pbr in the fridge, whiskey in the freezer, barren food cabinets and a mummified, overweight cat wearing a spiked collar.

also, did you know that during the period of socialism in the USSR, time capsules were buried with messages to the people who would live in the future communist society? communist capsules. yay!

anyway, i would like to make a space machine time capsule (ohh, how horribly redundant) to bury in the backyard, or in kri's vagina. this will be like the message in a bottle project we did on st patricks day, except we wont be allowed to open it a month later. and hopefully erich wont bleed.

what shall we put in my time capsule? you must all come up with one thing. and dont be douchebags; this is how we will be remembered by our children's children's children's children's children's horrible mutant space robot's children.

WHITE TRASH FAST FOOD

That is the name of the club/bar I went to this weekend. Upstairs is a full service restaurant that looks like an Applebee's decorated by Rob Zombie. The basement is a cozy place with stone walls where you can listen to Euro-techno-pop-clash (new genre?) and do the ol' bump and grind with your favorite strangers.

Berlin is one of the most random cities I've ever experienced. In my neighborhood there are high-end boutiques and art galleries neighboring used goods stores that carry kitsch 60's chairs, apparel and shoes. The goods aren't put on the shelves but simply scattered on the floor. Right down the street is a coffee shop that gave birth to a Bed Bath and Beyond. One side sells coffee and sweets, the other has a fully decked out bedroom set. I have no answers.

I you-tubed the VP debate. I think GrrlMonstrr's jack daniels and cheetos cheese finger analysis was pretty spot on.

What a MAVERICK.

I believe the phrase is , Drill, Baby, Drill

Last night i ate cvs CHEEEEEEtos, drank jack and coke and spent most of the debates talking over the talking heads about how sexy it would be if biden and palin...got. it. on. if you know what i mean, winky winky winky sexy soda sexxxx sexx. to the best of my recollection, this is how they went:

Biden: I wrote the violence against women act
Palin: soccermoms, joe six-pack, hockey moms (holds baby, licks baby spit-up off of silk suit)

Biden: My wife and daughter died and my two sons were gravely injured
GWEN IFILL: ahem....awwwwkward
Palin: Maverick, maverick, maverick, malkovich, maverick, malkovich

Biden: McCain and Maverick have NOTHING in common. I love him anyways.

Palin: ohhohoho i don't think so joe! They both begin with "M"...didn't think about that one didya? (WINKY WINKY)

Biden: I love the gays...sort of

Palin: I tolerate the gays...sort of

GWEN IFILL: so you both hate the gays?

Biden: yes

Palin: yes

GWEN IFILL: the people who watch PBS say we're still at war

Biden: the Iraqis are richer than we are. Let's get outta there.
Palin: [rips off femmebot suit revealing American flag bikini. breaks into song:



I know you think that I shouldn't still love you,
Or tell you that.
But if I didn't say it, well I'd still have felt it
where's the sense in that?

I promise I'm not trying to make your life harder
Or return to where we were

I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be

I know I left too much mess and
destruction to come back again
And I caused nothing but trouble
I understand if you can't talk to me again
And if you live by the rules of "it's over"
then I'm sure that that makes sense

I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be

And when we meet
Which I'm sure we will
All that was there
Will be there still
I'll let it pass
And hold my tongue
And you will think
That I've moved on....

I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be

I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be

I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be

Biden: NATO, Darfur, the economy, Bosniaks, the UN, things you don't understand and can't remember what the acronyms stand for or what country they are connected to, Serbians, Croats, African Union

Palin: I watch debates.

Palin: Jesus died on the cross so that we could shoot wolves from the sky! (credit Bridgette Lantagne with this line)

Biden: god bless american freedom fries troop!

oh garsh, that palin lady is just 2cute

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