This is a list of the things that I should have been...

but since the age of 24 realized that I will never be:

1: a narrow shouldered woman

2: a lovely singing voice

3: a republican voter

4: a long term resident of Massachusetts

5: a sporter of an ironic mustache

6: an obedient wife

7: someone with long term plans

8: the owner of any reptile (of any species) as a pet.

9: a successful actress

10: a crying eagle

and here is a list of the things that still may be attainable for me, maybe one day.

1: a fluent Hindi speaker

2: an ambassador

3: a butcher a baker a candlestick maker

4: a meat eater

5: a vegan

6: a competitive water skier

7: a dreamer

6: an alcoholic

8: a millionaire

9: a convict

10: a lawyer