follow up to kdhl

i kept thinking of this during the big cat video (below)


world trade towers?

BIG CAT(nip)

celebrity doppelgangers - the plot thickens!

me: http://i.imgur.com/cQgMa.jpg
Samantha: heh
wait is this like an actual thing?
me: i have no idea
john posted it on my wall
with the title "THE CONSPIRACY WIDENS"
Samantha: yah i just saw that
i didnt know of this conspiracy
they are doing a good job of covering it up
me: well
for years and years john and i have been obsessed with celebrity doppelgangers
and patient zero of that obsession was nick nolte/gary busey
Samantha: wait a second, i thought those were pictures of gary busey and will ferel
me: ha, see!!!!
on the left is nick nolte
he fooled you!
Samantha: he did
he fooled me just now
me: i only know because i've been studying his habits for years
Samantha: i see
me: i don't know if that's will ferrell in the third frame
i thought it was but now i'm not so sure
busey makes me doubt everything about myself
Samantha: it would be strange to give him two photos and nick nolte and gary busey just one
me: exactly!!!
Samantha: there must be a fourth
me: WHO IS IT?!!?!?
i'm gonna have to call an expert:
DREW LAZOR
Samantha: give him a ring
the people must know the truth
me: EVERYONE MUST KNOW
Samantha: chad smith?
Samantha: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/882065/80786329.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/80786329/&usg=__HJ-0Ihj5S7TBFdCuG0pHjbAnfc0=&h=494&w=500&sz=49&hl=en&start=1&itbs=1&tbnid=y1StpWw5uoCxSM:&tbnh=128&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dchad%2Bsmith%2Bwill%2Bferrell%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1
good gravey, thats a link
i guess they look alike?
me: mmmm
kinda
WHO IS THE MISSING LINK BETWEEN BUSEY AND FERRELL
Samantha: i dont know!!!!!!
me: ah god
SUCH TORTURE
Samantha: no one in my office knew, someone guessed christopher reeve, but i dont see it
me: yea i don't think so....


i haven't gotten a hold of drew yet, but i'll post an update if i hear from him.

UPDATE!

Drew has solved the mystery!!

me: drew, i need your help on something
but i have to warn you - once i show you this, you will never be the same
so, let me know when you've prepared yourself
Drew: hello
bring it on
me: ok
ok
http://i.imgur.com/cQgMa.jpg
now
the untrained eye sees two pictures of gary busey, two of will ferrell
but you and i, we're better than that
we realize it's nick nolte in frame 1, busey in 2, and ferrell in 4
BUT WHO IS IN THREE?!!?
Drew: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000579/
bam
me: HOLY FUCKING SHIT
RON PERLMAN IS THE MISSING LINK
Drew: always has been
MOM! THE MEATLOAF
me: hahaahha
spectacular!
man, drew, you really are the king
Drew: the king of identifying ron perlman
ill take it

THE YEAR! was 2005

Twas the year of the Youtubes... and the Youtubes demanded gerunds like 'youtubing'.

Twas a new era, and our class needed a photo day.

but good times are destined to end, when in 2012, Bill "youtubes" Withers died.

yes please, i would like some cheese with that whine.

i have two really big pet peeves that i would like to share with you.

1. people who are so grossed out by public restrooms that they either, a. lay 1,000 scraps of toilet paper on the seat to avoid direct contact or, b. hover over toilet seat to avoid direct contact.

this behavior results in forcing the person who uses the bathroom next to either, I. sweep the scraps, which are at this point probably covered in urine, into the toilet or, II. wipe the culprit's urine off of the toilet seat with a piece of toilet paper. i find these behaviors to be selfish and juvenile. and also, in the case of the 1,000 scraps, super wasteful. if you are that scared of a public toilet seat i suggest you carry an external catheter leg bag system as to not inconvenience non-neurotic restroom users.

2. people who have poor umbrella etiquette.

umbrella etiquette has gone the way of the buffalo folks. the large majority of umbrella-wielding citizens are so very concerned about getting wet that they have no respect for their non-umbrella carrying friends and neighbors. there are several ways this plays out 1. the umbrella user, burrowed deep beneath their plastic dome, spills the rain runoff from their umbrella onto an unsuspecting individual while they attempt to navigate umbrella congested streets, 2. the umbrella user, still safe beneath their umbrella, stabs an innocent bystander in the eye with the sharp wire of their horribly decrepit parasol 3. the umbrella carrier, now inside, rests their dripping umbrella on chairs and tables, leaving puddles everywhere. this behavior results in them staying dry and happy while soaking, mutilating and ruining the days of those who lack a bumbershoot.

these are the people who ruin my days, and i hate them for it.

happy fourth of july sirs and madams!

There was blood

Samantha: so tell me more of this break in, but tell me as if it occurred in a nancy drew novel

9 minutes

2:06 PM me: the night was dark

2:08 PM Nancy and Bill went to a near by bar to see a band and visit with friends.

2:09 PM Nancy had every intention of going home in an hour or so, as she wanted to get up early the next day

2:10 PM but she ended up seeing several people out and before they knew it it was past 2 o'clock and the bartender was starting to kick people out

2:12 PM Bill said that he had to go by his place to pick up some clothes for the next day before heading back to Nancy's house to go to sleep.

2:13 PM As the two of them rode together to the bar, nancy agreed to go along will Bill to his house to pick up his stuff

2:14 PM they arrived at the house to find Bill's two roommates, who had also just arrived looking concerned and scared.

"have either one of you been bleeding today?" Zack asked as they walked through the door

2:15 PM "no" nancy and bill replied together.

why?

Samantha: haha nancy, your period!

me: because there is blood everywhere

2:17 PM They then looked over to the living room window and saw that the glass had been broken and was shattered all over the living room floor

there was a trail of blood leading from the broken window into the hallway.

2:18 PM they followed the trail of blood into the bathroom and saw it smeared all over the bathroom sink.

2:20 PM continuing on, they found blood on the light switches of all the bedrooms, and some on the bedroom floors, indicating that the intruder searched the whole house

2:21 PM there was even blood in Bernie's closet.

but nothing was missing.

the cash that Bill left on his dresser in plain sight was still there

the guitars in the living room hadn't been touched,

2:22 PM the playstation and computers were intact.

it was a matter of moments before Nancy and the boys realized that the intruder wasn't looking for something. They were looking for someone.

2:23 PM to be continued

Samantha: oh my, that is a scary tale

and well told indeed

Biking biking biking

Here I am in Buffalo, NY, land of Buffalo wings and hippies. Justin and I are eleven days in to the trip. It's strange and wonderful how slow time is going. It feels like it's been months since Joan's wedding, and even last week seems so long ago. Waking up in one town and then working really hard for hours to go forty miles and then being in a totally different place splits up the day in a really defined way. The wedding was so much fun, Joan was gorgeous and please look at Robert Bottomley's flickr for awesome pictures and a chicken fighting video. If the audio was clearer you could hear Joey P asking for a helmet since he's already trying to sort out head injuries and me screaming no mercy. Watch for Ted Bowman punching Grandma in the chest where it all falls apart.

We've gone 370 miles with just the Canadian stretch left till Detroit and then the US Social Forum. Then Chicago and New Orleans via train. Almost every person who has asked where we're from has then asked about the oil spill and it's always in the back of my mind. It surprised me to see a storefront here with lots of pictures of oil covered seagulls and info about the spill with a criticizing list of everything Buffalo could recycle but doesn't. The more people who are aware of the constantly gushing oil that is killing everything in the gulf the more glimmers of hope I have, but srsly, FUCK BP.

The riding of the bicycle has definitely gotten easier. After crossing over the Berkshire Mountains, which I thought was going to make me cry and/or collapse, all the hills just don't seem as bad. There's been a lot of rain but it's a good excuse to chill out and explore. We spent an extra day in Pittsfield, MA and got to see this awesome documentary, Con-Artist, about crazy Mark Kostabi and go candlepin bowling. Met an old couple there from CA who go on a vacay every year to the Northeast for weeks and just hit up every candlepin bowling alley.

We've had really great hosts through couchsurfing and just asking people if we could camp in their backyards. Except in Canadaigua, NY where all the people we asked basically told us to leave town until a really really wasted guy said we could sleep in his yard and use the hot tub and pool. Score! The next morning he had this look that wasn't totally an "I forgot I said this was okay" look, but he seemed a little puzzled when we came inside.

Heading to a hippie-dippie art market now and tomorrow Niagara Falls. Maybe in Canada it never rains and is totally flat. And maybe there's a bike path across all of Ontario so trucks won't pass me at 60 mph and I feel like I may fly into a ditch. It's possible?

live free or die hard II: revenge of the cats

big thanks to big cat tilley for "unclenching his fist" or whatever. that said, i do not wish to adopt his views on foreign affairs. i hate those asshole spammers. whenever i check the blog and see that there are 4 or 5 comments on a new post, i think to myself "what a day, my human friends are commenting on each other's posts again. praise be!". but then, it turns out to be some asshole saying legitimately creepy things about cats dying. i am tired of these spammers terrorizing our blog. so i updated the blog so that only authors can view posts. if we have a human friend who is not an author but enjoys reading our blog (we don't) let me know and i will make said human friend an author. if we miss our spammer's cryptic fables (we might) i can always change the settings back. thank you and god bless america, etc.

Direct Diplomacy

Dear Spammer(s) of ambiguous origin,

I recently saw this video from Big Boi, a much beloved American rap artist from the American South. Do you also find it visually stimulating, and its lyrics of the utmost quality? The beats also caused me to gyrate slightly in my computer chair. I hope you feel and respond in the same way too!

Big Boi - Shutterbug [Official Video]
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Note to my fellow Sirs and Madams not Appearing: In the nature of our dearest President's talk of "we will extend a hand if you are willing to unclench your fist", I have decided to directly address our newest contributors.

Let's give this spy bot a human face.

holy diver

in loving memory:

And a hear-n-aid hair metal star spectacular:

starring Logan???

Its around minute 5:55 and is definitely worth watching in it's entirety.

and this is also amazing: