celebrity doppelgangers - the plot thickens!

me: http://i.imgur.com/cQgMa.jpg
Samantha: heh
wait is this like an actual thing?
me: i have no idea
john posted it on my wall
with the title "THE CONSPIRACY WIDENS"
Samantha: yah i just saw that
i didnt know of this conspiracy
they are doing a good job of covering it up
me: well
for years and years john and i have been obsessed with celebrity doppelgangers
and patient zero of that obsession was nick nolte/gary busey
Samantha: wait a second, i thought those were pictures of gary busey and will ferel
me: ha, see!!!!
on the left is nick nolte
he fooled you!
Samantha: he did
he fooled me just now
me: i only know because i've been studying his habits for years
Samantha: i see
me: i don't know if that's will ferrell in the third frame
i thought it was but now i'm not so sure
busey makes me doubt everything about myself
Samantha: it would be strange to give him two photos and nick nolte and gary busey just one
me: exactly!!!
Samantha: there must be a fourth
me: WHO IS IT?!!?!?
i'm gonna have to call an expert:
DREW LAZOR
Samantha: give him a ring
the people must know the truth
me: EVERYONE MUST KNOW
Samantha: chad smith?
Samantha: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/882065/80786329.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/80786329/&usg=__HJ-0Ihj5S7TBFdCuG0pHjbAnfc0=&h=494&w=500&sz=49&hl=en&start=1&itbs=1&tbnid=y1StpWw5uoCxSM:&tbnh=128&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dchad%2Bsmith%2Bwill%2Bferrell%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1
good gravey, thats a link
i guess they look alike?
me: mmmm
kinda
WHO IS THE MISSING LINK BETWEEN BUSEY AND FERRELL
Samantha: i dont know!!!!!!
me: ah god
SUCH TORTURE
Samantha: no one in my office knew, someone guessed christopher reeve, but i dont see it
me: yea i don't think so....


i haven't gotten a hold of drew yet, but i'll post an update if i hear from him.

UPDATE!

Drew has solved the mystery!!

me: drew, i need your help on something
but i have to warn you - once i show you this, you will never be the same
so, let me know when you've prepared yourself
Drew: hello
bring it on
me: ok
ok
http://i.imgur.com/cQgMa.jpg
now
the untrained eye sees two pictures of gary busey, two of will ferrell
but you and i, we're better than that
we realize it's nick nolte in frame 1, busey in 2, and ferrell in 4
BUT WHO IS IN THREE?!!?
Drew: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000579/
bam
me: HOLY FUCKING SHIT
RON PERLMAN IS THE MISSING LINK
Drew: always has been
MOM! THE MEATLOAF
me: hahaahha
spectacular!
man, drew, you really are the king
Drew: the king of identifying ron perlman
ill take it

THE YEAR! was 2005

Twas the year of the Youtubes... and the Youtubes demanded gerunds like 'youtubing'.

Twas a new era, and our class needed a photo day.

but good times are destined to end, when in 2012, Bill "youtubes" Withers died.

yes please, i would like some cheese with that whine.

i have two really big pet peeves that i would like to share with you.

1. people who are so grossed out by public restrooms that they either, a. lay 1,000 scraps of toilet paper on the seat to avoid direct contact or, b. hover over toilet seat to avoid direct contact.

this behavior results in forcing the person who uses the bathroom next to either, I. sweep the scraps, which are at this point probably covered in urine, into the toilet or, II. wipe the culprit's urine off of the toilet seat with a piece of toilet paper. i find these behaviors to be selfish and juvenile. and also, in the case of the 1,000 scraps, super wasteful. if you are that scared of a public toilet seat i suggest you carry an external catheter leg bag system as to not inconvenience non-neurotic restroom users.

2. people who have poor umbrella etiquette.

umbrella etiquette has gone the way of the buffalo folks. the large majority of umbrella-wielding citizens are so very concerned about getting wet that they have no respect for their non-umbrella carrying friends and neighbors. there are several ways this plays out 1. the umbrella user, burrowed deep beneath their plastic dome, spills the rain runoff from their umbrella onto an unsuspecting individual while they attempt to navigate umbrella congested streets, 2. the umbrella user, still safe beneath their umbrella, stabs an innocent bystander in the eye with the sharp wire of their horribly decrepit parasol 3. the umbrella carrier, now inside, rests their dripping umbrella on chairs and tables, leaving puddles everywhere. this behavior results in them staying dry and happy while soaking, mutilating and ruining the days of those who lack a bumbershoot.

these are the people who ruin my days, and i hate them for it.

happy fourth of july sirs and madams!