Monday, March 30, 2009

It's either a moldy watermelon or a fluffy cow. I can't tell!

woah! this might be the busiest work week i have had in months. yet, somehow i have managed to spend nearly half an hour (ok, an hour. ok an hour and a half) reviewing my favorite mcsweeney's lists, sadly. for your case of the mondays:

jokes made by robots, for robots


reasons not to fear the reaper

things this one girl sitting near me in a movie theater said out loud when one of the characters was shown pulling into a gas station

punchlines suggested by ashton kutcher for punk'd that were rejected due to their archaic nature

mildly disturbing greeting card messages


haiku a bitter duck might write


ways in which the hunter might become the hunted

2 comments:

Werd said...

The one about the gas station is one of my favorites of all time.

robert said...

i just read Heartbreaking work of staggering genius (is it bad that i misspelled genius 3x before getting it right?) and now might actually start looking at mcsweeneys. i may be a converter yet