Monday, March 30, 2009

It's either a moldy watermelon or a fluffy cow. I can't tell!

woah! this might be the busiest work week i have had in months. yet, somehow i have managed to spend nearly half an hour (ok, an hour. ok an hour and a half) reviewing my favorite mcsweeney's lists, sadly. for your case of the mondays:

jokes made by robots, for robots

reasons not to fear the reaper

things this one girl sitting near me in a movie theater said out loud when one of the characters was shown pulling into a gas station

punchlines suggested by ashton kutcher for punk'd that were rejected due to their archaic nature

mildly disturbing greeting card messages

haiku a bitter duck might write

ways in which the hunter might become the hunted


Werd said...

The one about the gas station is one of my favorites of all time.

robert said...

i just read Heartbreaking work of staggering genius (is it bad that i misspelled genius 3x before getting it right?) and now might actually start looking at mcsweeneys. i may be a converter yet