I believe the phrase is , Drill, Baby, Drill

Last night i ate cvs CHEEEEEEtos, drank jack and coke and spent most of the debates talking over the talking heads about how sexy it would be if biden and palin...got. it. on. if you know what i mean, winky winky winky sexy soda sexxxx sexx. to the best of my recollection, this is how they went:

Biden: I wrote the violence against women act
Palin: soccermoms, joe six-pack, hockey moms (holds baby, licks baby spit-up off of silk suit)

Biden: My wife and daughter died and my two sons were gravely injured
GWEN IFILL: ahem....awwwwkward
Palin: Maverick, maverick, maverick, malkovich, maverick, malkovich

Biden: McCain and Maverick have NOTHING in common. I love him anyways.

Palin: ohhohoho i don't think so joe! They both begin with "M"...didn't think about that one didya? (WINKY WINKY)

Biden: I love the gays...sort of

Palin: I tolerate the gays...sort of

GWEN IFILL: so you both hate the gays?

Biden: yes

Palin: yes

GWEN IFILL: the people who watch PBS say we're still at war

Biden: the Iraqis are richer than we are. Let's get outta there.
Palin: [rips off femmebot suit revealing American flag bikini. breaks into song:



I know you think that I shouldn't still love you,
Or tell you that.
But if I didn't say it, well I'd still have felt it
where's the sense in that?

I promise I'm not trying to make your life harder
Or return to where we were

I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be

I know I left too much mess and
destruction to come back again
And I caused nothing but trouble
I understand if you can't talk to me again
And if you live by the rules of "it's over"
then I'm sure that that makes sense

I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be

And when we meet
Which I'm sure we will
All that was there
Will be there still
I'll let it pass
And hold my tongue
And you will think
That I've moved on....

I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be

I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be

I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be

Biden: NATO, Darfur, the economy, Bosniaks, the UN, things you don't understand and can't remember what the acronyms stand for or what country they are connected to, Serbians, Croats, African Union

Palin: I watch debates.

Palin: Jesus died on the cross so that we could shoot wolves from the sky! (credit Bridgette Lantagne with this line)

Biden: god bless american freedom fries troop!